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The Pet's Zone
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I just cannot imagine getting along with out a pet! That is truly how I feel and I have to think that I am not alone and it is for those folks that this page is for. Pets truly become a integrated part of our family and their loss is often as traumatic as our human family members.
This section of our site is to be a place to honor, celebrate, be educated and help our animal friends.
This link is the most important part of this page, this area is the Adopt a Pet section where you can list or search for a pet who needs a good home.
If you follow this link you will be introduced to many of the best Pet related Businesses in the Grand Valley.
Along the same line this link will take you to money saving coupons.
If you follow this link you will be able to read and submit articles about how Pets have changed our lives and other great stories and educational articles about our furry pals.
This link is to view or submit your favorite pet photos.
Please take advantage of what this section has to offer and tell you friends.
Check out our new page called Horsin Around the Grand Valley by Don West. |
I thought this is
just so true yet funny that I thought I would print it-Harley's
Joke of today: DOG RULES: The dog is not allowed in the
house.Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain
rooms. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the
furniture. The dog can get on the old furniture only. Fine, the
dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with
the humans on the bed. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only
by invitation. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but
not under the covers. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation
only. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. Humans
must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. This seems to be the rules around our house!
The other day I was at the local Sams Club buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Maizey, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a women behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So since I am self employed so have plenty of time on my hands, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the new Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in Saint Marys last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete yet tastes nasty so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in St. Marys care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Sams Club won't let me shop there anymore.
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